“I once read this story where a girl was choking on her food, but thanks to some deepthroating techniques she knew, she was able to dislodge it”

“Condoms can hold up to 3 liters of water if necessary”

“If you go down on someone (male or female) and it’s really, really salty, that person might have kidney problems. When kidneys stop functioning properly the electrolytes start exiting the body via the skin, instead of being peed out. You could also lick their shoulder lol”

“Always piss after sex. My ex got a brutal kidney infection from not doing this. Can save you a lot of pain”

“People are not mentally prepared to fight a naked man or woman.”

“You better believe it’s preferable for a doctor to laugh at the lump on your balls that is nothing instead of getting testicular cancer.”

“Patrice O’Neal was diagnosed with diabetes after he was pissing in his girl’s mouth and she said it tasted like birthday cake. So if you’re into that keep a lookout.”

“Be gentle with your own or other people’s assholes. Wounds in that department can take years and surgery to recover”

“DO NOT and I mean DO NOT cut jalapenos and go to scratch down there before a thorough washing of your hands, when I was 8 I had to learn this lesson the hard way”

“If you are ever the victim of a Chlorine Gas attack… Pee into a towel or handkerchief or something that will retain the urine and use it to cover your mouth, nose and eyes while you search for an exit. The urea in the urine will neutralize the chlorine gas, rendering it inert, giving you time to save your own life.”

“If you piss and shit aggressively when someone tries to attack you, they will probably leave you alone”

“If you are allergic to nuts, make sure that the guy did not eat any Brazil nuts at all for the past 24 hours (I think) before any sexual activities. Brazil nuts can reside in semen and thus triggering your allergy. TLDR – You can die from a nut allergy by swallowing.”

“Squeeze your titties! Everyday! Push your fingers in all over, push in on your nips to check for lumps underneath!”

“If your partner asks for no condom, assume all their previous encounters have been without protection. STDs are no joke. Also, if something looks or smells weird, go away.”

“Firefighter in training here, girls take ur bras off if ur in a room that is rapidly heating up. The wire (yes guys there’s a wire) will heat up and sear through your chest. Hope you’ll never have to do it. (take off jewelry too)”